The Season has began

Yes, the season has began - early! Juliet has laid 12 eggs. Of course they are my (Henry's) eggs! Juliet is a mere 31 years old, a spring chicken compared to me and has been my girlfriend for the last 10 years. She has laid 7 times previously, starting at the age of 13 years old but unfortunately none of her eggs have ever been viable, even with me being the Sire. The eggs all go rotten within two weeks, no one knows why. I swear I'm doing my job right! Fingers crossed for this lot!
Til next time, Henry.